Triangle Strategyis a new Square Enix title for the Nintendo Switch. ThisFinal Fantasy Tactics-like game has sold over 800,000 copies in spite of coming into the market around the same time as massive hitsHorizon: Forbidden WestandElden Ring.For those who didn’t letTriangle Strategyget lost in the sea of early 2022 releases, many have flocked to Reddit to post their very best memes.
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Here is a selection of some clever memes aboutTriangle Strategy, its world, and even the Nintendo Switch itself.
10Not Being Able to Play
While theNintendo Switch has sold more units than the Wiiever did, there are still many out there that had to choose between the three big-name consoles and never picked a Switch up for themselves. There are a lot of great titles on both the new Xbox Series S and X and the PS5, but notTriangle Strategy,which is a Nintendo Switch exclusive. The pain of not having the right console for a desired game is very real.
9The Saintly Seven Ignore the Truth
The Sainty Seven of Hyzante,like Sorsley, certainly have a lot of problems with the Roselle; they have long treated these rose-haired peoples as though they were less than human. So it’s not a surprise that anyone who disagrees with this horrible truth gets under those who worship the Goddess of Salt’s skins pretty quickly.
8The Weirdest Personality Chart
There’s nothing better than a weird personality chart based on the characters of a beloved game. So who among Serenoa, Frederica,Benedict Pascal, and the others can understand why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
7Why Did We Bother?
After that long, drawn-out battle against the Aesfrostian army in the mines, players start to celebrate their victory only to have Dragan, the funny cousin of Frederica, immediately killed. What a massive letdown to have the alcoholic, goofy bestie suddenly shot after defending him through the whole battle.
6Everyone is “Equal”
EvErYOne iS eQuaL iN HyZaNtE, she says, as she lets a Roselle die because they “don’t deserve medical attention.” The Roselle are treated like slaves in theSalt Mines of Hyzante, but that’s because their ancestors sinned. They may not be able to leave, get paid for their work, and often lead short and miserable lives, but everyone’s equal in the eyes of the Goddess, right?
5These Two Ruin Everything
It seems like every single time Thalas and Erika show up on screen, they have something horrible to say. Whether they are mocking their half-sister Frederica over her hair, her marriage, her goodness, or just being rude to literally everyone else for no reason, these two siblings are just the honest to goodness worst.
How they were chosen as diplomats to the Kingdom of Glenbrook, even though they are both part of the royal family, is a complete mystery.
4Who Needs Elden Ring?
SinceElden RingandTriangle Strategycame out within a few days of one another, many people had to choose between the two when picking out their games for the month.
Since not everyone could afford to get both of these titles, many chose the route of the maidenless and decided against the intrigues of thethree kingdoms ofTriangle Strategy. But for those who chose Serenoa and friends over being Tarnished, many are pretty happy with their choice.
3The Real Gamer Hours
Corentin is one of the many units that players can use in thisTactic-like adventure game. LikeRoland Glenbrook, this character has a massive reach for his melee; when most characters can only hit enemies in the next square over, this guy can trample anyone within three blocks of himself. He’s great at dealing loads of damage too.
2The Saintly Seven Deserve It
It’s hard not to be mean to the Saintly Seven. Even after Lyla Viscraft and Exharme Marcial help out Serenoa and his friends in the middle of the game, it’s still hard to have any love for the Saintly Seven. These men and women all seem to be selfish, grasping individuals with a hate for the Roselle people that goes beyond what the Goddess of Salt tells them about the pick-haired humans.
1The Saintly Seven Love All the Goddess' Children, Except…
Another hit against the Saintly Seven in Hyzante. Their treatment of the Roselle makes for some horrible scenes inTriangle Strategy, including when the Minister of Religion orders Serenoa to give up his Roselle citizens to a life of toil and slavery in the salt mines of Hyzante. It’s one of the more difficult decisions that players have to ponder over forTriangle Strategy’s Convictions choices.
